The thing I find hilarious about Skyrim is how shocked everyone is that Dragons exist
“But how?! I thought they were a legend!” says the Dragonsreach guard, as Jarl Balgruuf sits below a massive dragon skull nailed to the wall.
“Dragons… preposterous. Children’s stories.” says another nord, as if nobody in the past 4000 years has ever spread word of the 200 dragon skeletons laying around outside Miraak’s temple on Solstheim.
“Pffft. Dragons my asshole.” says the Ivarstead mailman, as he goes to deliver a package to the Greybeards, whose entire shtick is that they speak dragon and use the dragon-made Thu’um.

















